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I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.
You aren’t mine, but I promise, I’ll always be yours.
I just want a girlfriend who likes to
•likes to cuddle
•fall asleep on skype
•calls me randomly
•watch movies
•just lay together and listen to music
•stay in our pjs and go on tumblr
•make out a lot
•and someone I can call mine
•tell them I love them and don’t want anybody else except for them
•grow old together
Is that to much to ask for?
someone wrote a post about forgetting to take their medication which reminded me to take mine
whenever I mention medication people end up commenting saying ive reminded them
so this is a friendly reminder for us to take our medications
thank you
The signs during child birth:
- Aries: GET THIS GOD DAMN PARASITE OUT OF ME- awe it's so cute! It's mine!
- Taurus: oh fuck I can feel it oh somebody please hold my hand
- Gemini: honey take a picture of us everyone needs to knoOOOOW ...ouch that hurt...I'm in labor!
- Cancer: *crying* ow ow ow omg I can't push it hurts NOOO *still crying* that's my baby! That's my baby!
- Leo: that was horrible I'm never having anymore kids *pregnant again three months later*
- Virgo: okay, okay I can do this, it's just a baby, this is a part of li- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
- Libra: no, no, no, i can't I don't care how much weight I'm gonna loose when it's out.
- Scorpio: *heavy breathing* just think about how you'll be able to shave your own vag again. How nice is that gonna be?
- Sagittarius: there is a baby coming out of me I have created life I am amazing
- Capricorn: happy thoughts, happy thoughts, dammit the doctor is cute and he gets to see me like this, fuck
- Aquarius: what do you mean I can't push the pain medicine button again?
- Pisces: I'm getting bad vibes from this nurse I can't do this Nope honey were going somewhere else
IF YOU’RE NOT CHICKEN… REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!
1. Crazy
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
4. Sarcastic
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
7. Beautiful
8. Smart
9. Imaginative
10. Random
11. Jerk
12. Funny
13. Awesome
14. Amazing
15. Tough
16. Cute
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
19. Weird
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you
No one calls me a chicken
I’ll be seeing a lot of 17’s in my inbox
you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine
If you grind your hips on mine it is game fucking over 😩😍😩😍
